*THE
WORKER*
BRISBANE,
AUGUST 10, 1895.
Smoke-Ho.
A
NEW evening paper is promised in Melbourne.
THE
proprietors of the Melbourne Herald have
given £200
to be distributed amongst the forty-four comps, thrown out of work by
the introduction of the linotype in their office.
ONE
of the most earnest friends of the Labour movement is Mr. J. Briggs,
of Beenleigh, whose disinterested efforts in the cause of reform are
highly spoken of by all who visit the Logan district.
A
MELBOURNE solicitor who misappropriated moneys belonging to his
clients has been sentenced to – (five years' imprisonment!) - not
much, he has been suspended from practice as a solicitor for 12
months.
OWING
to the remarks of the Chairman of the Q.N. Bank at the last
half-yearly meeting of the shareholders of that noble institution it
would be just as well to ask Premier Nelson all about that secret
meeting of the bank managers in Sydney.
THE
Salvation army in Melbourne had sheltered 888 persons during the
year; 210,012 meals and 70,004 beds had been supplied during the
year. Of the 888 persons sheltered 321 had been found work and 96 had
been restored to their friends. Ex.
THERE
is an Edinburgh professor collecting venom as an antidote against
snake bites. If he would only come to Queensland and tap Andrew
Henry Barlow, the Minister for Lands, his fortune would be assured.
A. H. is full to overflowing with that kind of stuff.
LAST
Christmas several of our readers and friends who were somewhat
dilatory in ordering the Christmas number of the WORKER, were
disappointed at being unable to procure a copy owing to the
extraordinary rush on the issue. The Business Manager, having lately
received a small number of returns is now prepared to let them go at
the published price – 6d. each; posted 7d.
A
LONDON mercantile firm recently called for 1000 samples of a
particular kind of fabric to be made of pure wool. The samples
received were analysed and it was found that only 33 of them were
made of pure wool, 967 were mixed with shoddy to the extent of from
30 to 66 per cent. Thus are the morals of trade described by R.
Synnet, of the National Wool Company, Melbourne.
THE
Premier of Victoria asked the Melbourne Chamber of Commerce to assist
him in compelling every vender of articles sold in the colony to have
them marked as pure, or, if mixed, to have the names of the various
ingredients they contain distinctly marked thereon. On the ground
that to the pure all things are pure the Chamber sent Turner a
half-hearted reply. Has the Chamber “been there” itself?
AT
a woman's franchise meeting recently held in Melbourne one of the
fair speakers jumped on that monster “Man” after this fashion:
“The profundity of the wisdom attributed to every member of the
male sex by themselves might be gauged from the fact of one of the
number, who, being asked his opinion on the subject of the
enfranchisement of women, replied that he 'Didn't believe in anything
French.'”
THE
English shipping “ring” which controls Australian trade have
boycotted the Victorian Government contract for the carriage of
perishable produce to England with such effect that not one solitary
tender was received. Shipping is a monopoly which, so far as
Australia is concerned, will become more dangerous to her people day
by day until they are taught that monopolies should be owned and
controlled by all for the good of all.
SOME
admirer of the N.S.W. Premier having during the recent elections
annexed without leave his watch and chain, it was thought fit to
present him with another one. In acknowledging the compliment Georgy
Porgy vowed that if ever he kept late hours again, or attended
political demonstrations, he would be very careful to wear as a
timekeeper a 12s. 6d. watch. Politics in N.S.W., from this point of
view, must be something awful.
MESSRS.
Gordon and Gotch, of Queen street, forward the first five series of
“Beautiful Britain,” a portfolio of photographs of the scenery
and splendours of the United Kingdom. The production is a triumph of
the typographic art, and each series is a capital sixpennyworth. Each
worker who is, as Carlyle says, “master of the world to the extent
of 6d.,” can, in “Beautiful Britain,” get a glimpse of
memorable sights, which might otherwise only be obtained on a trip
round the world.
GENIAL
Sam Glassey, who was appointed land agent at Roma by old Barlow, is
becoming reconciled to the change. Those who happen to be in the know
as to the reason Barlow shifted Sam from town are not likely to
respect the Minister for Lands for his action. Barlow calls the
change “promotion,” but if it was desired to do Mr. Glassey,
junior, a good turn he should have been promoted in the metropolitan
department. Mr. Glassey, senior, thinks the world of Sam, and will
miss his company and services as amanunensis. Barlow knows this.
SPARKS,
manager of the S.A. Land Co., who feels aggrieved at Mr. Kingston,
Premier of S.A., principally because of the land tax, attemped to
horsewip him on Monday last. He is just now probably as sorry as any
other man could be that he undertook the job. Kingston took the whip
from him and used it with some effect upon his would he assailant.
The Premier afterwards remarked: “I will take no legal action. My
hands have generally been able to take care of my head; and if large
landholders think that when arguments fail to induce the public to
reject our progressive policy it is a good thing to try a little
brute force, well, we will do our best to entertain them.”
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