Sunday 31 July 2022

As my son choked on bushfire smoke it was clear our most vulnerable are feeling our climate negligence.

 Extract from The Guardian

Nic Seton

Any new coal and gas projects are incompatible with effective climate action. This egregious compromise has to stop now
A family at a beach in Sydney as smoke haze hangs over the city
‘The fact that older Australians are bequeathing this deep ecological debt to younger and future generations should trouble us all deeply.’

Rushing my two-year-old son to hospital, I was overwhelmed with worry: there was no escape from the toxic smoke, even where we lived in inner-city Sydney. It went on and on. As any parents would be, we were terrified about what the next few days would hold.

The call came from his childcare centre. Our baby boy had been choking on the air. For months we felt as though we had nowhere safe to go and no way to adequately protect him.

Climate action is fighting back against big polluters. We don’t need to end Australia’s climate wars – we need to win them
Jeff Sparrow

Our son was just one of more than 4,000 people who ended up in hospital due to the smoke from bushfires that summer – almost 450 people died from smoke inhalation and I’ll be forever grateful that he was not one of them.

I was reminded of just how disempowered I felt at that time when news of the latest state of the environment report came last week.

Extreme weather events including bushfires are only getting more frequent and more intense – and the health impacts of future bushfire smoke and heatwaves are among my biggest concerns for my children.

The environment we live in and that we are raising our children in is in decline because we have neglected it for generations. That trend is set to continue without substantial nature restoration and ambitious climate action.

While my son was in the hospital it was already clear that our youngest and most vulnerable were feeling the impact of our negligence.

The state of the environment report said: “Environmental degradation is now considered a threat to humanity, which could bring about societal collapses with long-lasting and severe consequences.”

While the natural world is in decline, the impact of extreme weather on all of us will increase, and our food and water security are at risk.

So I have again been thinking about what kind of environment we are trying to raise happy, healthy and safe children in, as well as the world they and their children will inherit. What does the future look like for them?

Today’s world is already deteriorating before our eyes. But it’s not too late to turn this story around.

To keep our children and wildlife safe into the future, we need a covenant that acknowledges two key Australian values: that we love and value our unique natural environment; and that older Australians hold a duty of care for our young people.

Australians are so proud of our environment. We take our international visitors to feed kangaroos and see koalas, or we take our families on bucket-list trips to the Great Barrier Reef and the red deserts of central Australia.

We are also united by our sense of fairness and a desire to protect children and our most vulnerable members of the community.

The federal court judge Justice Mordecai Bromberg described the impacts of climate change as “the greatest intergenerational injustice ever inflicted by one generation of humans upon the next”. He said this during his (since-overturned) judgment in a class action challenging the former environment minister Sussan Ley’s approval of a coalmine expansion. The approval went ahead.

Will the new environment minister honour the duty of care one would expect of the role?

The fact that older Australians are bequeathing this deep ecological debt to younger and future generations should trouble us all deeply.

If we truly hold those values close, we can have an impact. With better education, attention, collaboration and advocacy from all sectors, we can stop the endless destruction and hold our leaders to account.

We can introduce regulations that protect the air we breathe, the soil our farmers work, the water we drink.

But most importantly we can call on our leaders to rule out approving any new coal and gas projects – any new projects are incompatible with a safe climate. This egregious compromise has to stop now.

Any development project approvals must consider the comprehensive climate impacts of all projects and activities that threaten our ecosystems, not each project in isolation.

Australia is woefully unprepared for this climate reality of consecutive disasters
Greg Mullins

We could follow the Welsh example of a law that ensures that listed government bodies consider the quality of life of current and future generations in their decisions. The Well-Being of Future Generations Act acknowledges the duty of care that those in power have for young people, and the stewardship we have for our environmental, social and cultural heritage.

The solutions are available but we need bold and decisive action and support at all levels of government and across party lines.

The story I tell my son, who is now four, about our natural environment is simple: if we want to enjoy the beautiful nature that Australia has to offer, we must be the ones to take care of it now.

If our leaders in government and business share our Australian values of fairness, pride in our natural environment and care for our children, they will listen to that same story.

  • Nic Seton is the chief executive of Australian Parents for Climate Action

Friday 29 July 2022

Melting glaciers show us how much climate change is impacting the environment, Dr Heïdi Sevestre says.

 Extract from ABC News

By Penny Lomax and Sophie Kesteven for Late Night Live
Posted 
The people in warm clothes and on skis trek across ice in the arctic as the sun begins to rise.
Heïdi was a teenager when she decided that she wanted to pursue a career as a glaciologist.(Supplied)

The 34-year-old has been studying glaciers for about 10 years. In 2022, she was named the inaugural recipient of the Shackleton Medal for Protection of the Polar Regions for her work as a researcher, climate activist and expedition leader.

"There's something hypnotising, something absolutely mesmerising, about the icy environments," Dr Sevestre tells ABC RN's Late Night Live.

"This is probably one of the reasons why, as [a] scientist, [I] feel so strongly about protecting these environments."

'In love with these glaciers'

Dr Sevestre's unwavering passion for nature began when she was growing up in the French Alps.

"I started hiking, climbing, mountaineering, and eventually I discovered the high-altitude environments and I simply fell in love with these glaciers," she says.

Portrait of Heidi in a beanie, gloves and a big red jacket in front of glacier.
Dr Sevestre devotes her time to scientific research and science outreach.(Supplied: Silje Smith Johnsen)

At the age of 17, a mountain guide suggested she might be interested in pursuing a career in glaciology. Since then, she studied physical geography, geology, and glaciology, and has been on numerous expeditions in the polar regions.

Sometimes she has carried out these expeditions in the harshest conditions, trekking in 140 kilometres per hour winds and in temperatures dipping below minus 15 degrees Celsius.

"Last year, I got the chance to do probably one of the most challenging expeditions of my life with some of my brightest and brilliant female colleagues," she says.

In 2021, a small team called the Climate Sentinels took part in a month-long expedition to gain a better understanding of the drivers of Arctic change.

It meant travelling 450 kilometres on skis across the Norwegian archipelago of Svalbard, in the Arctic Ocean, to collect ice and snow samples.

A team of women collect ice and snow samples in the Arctic.
Collecting ice and snow samples in the Arctic.(Supplied)

The small archipelago of Svalbard sits between Northern Norway and the North Pole.

It holds a very dear place in Dr Sevestre's heart. 

"[The archipelago is] covered 60 per cent by glaciers, so it's truly paradise for a glaciologist like me. But it's also a place where you feel the true power of nature," she says.

Indeed, the team faced such bad weather on their 2021 expedition that they had to bury themselves in snow to protect themselves and avoid losing their tents.

"We got to experience some of the most terrifying conditions I've ever seen on the archipelago. And bear in mind that I've been travelling to Svalbard since 2008," she says.

"We got hit by a series of scary and dramatic storms, which are the expression of climate change."

Svalbard is also home to about 3,000 polar bears and on that trip, the team had to escape one.

But while this work has its perils, it's a risk Dr Sevestre is willing to take to raise awareness of the impact climate change is having on glaciers and the implications this has on rising sea levels.

"What's super important about the surging glaciers is that they are game changers when it comes to predicting future sea level rise. This is a big part of our work right now," she says.

'Surging glaciers are so erratic'

Dr Sevestre belongs to an organisation called Glaciers on the Move, which tracks the speed of surging glaciers. 

She says results can sometimes be surprising.

"When you look at glaciers around the world, you might think that they are pretty static, that these glaciers don't do much apart from melting," she says.

However, the results for Svalbard have shown that these types of glaciers can change their behaviour.

Wide landscape photo of people on skis trekking across ice in the Arctic
Ahead of the expedition, Dr Sevestre and her team prepared themselves for avalanches.(Supplied)

"For most of their lives they are lazy, they don't do very much, they move extremely slowly," she says.

"And suddenly, for reasons that we still struggle to understand, they can move extremely rapidly."

According to Dr Sevestre, the organisation has recorded glaciers moving over as much as 10 to 50 meters per day, over several years.

"These surging glaciers are so erratic, so chaotic, that they can suddenly, over the space of a few months, bring huge amounts of ice into the oceans and completely change our projections of future sea level," she says.

"A moving glacier is pretty much like a bulldozer that is unstoppable. It will destroy anything that is in its way."

She points to a recent disaster in Pakistan where an ice-dammed lake burst into a valley and destroyed houses and agricultural land.

Fortunately, no lives were lost as the incident was pre-empted when the glacier started to surge back in 2018. 

Fine particles of black carbon 

A team of young women rugged up in big red puffer jackets stand against the backdrop of a glacier
The Climate Sentinels spent 32 days in freezing temperatures collecting snow samples for their expedition. (Supplied)

In Svalbard, she's working on the frontline of climate change: a recent study has claimed that the North Barents Sea region in the Arctic is warming five to seven times faster than the rest of the world. 

She says that they now know that these ice masses are being greatly affected by the increasing global temperatures linked to the burning of fossil fuels.

Heidi hugs two husky looking dogs on the snow.
Dogs often accompany Dr Sevestre and the other scientists on their expeditions. (Supplied: Nina Adjanin )

There's another significant effect too.

"Every time we burn fossil fuels — whether it's wood, coal, gas, natural gas or oil — we emit fine particles and among those fine particles, you get this black carbon," she says.

These fine particles of black carbon can travel thousands of kilometres.

"For example, every time there are wildfires in California, the soot [or] the black carbon can travel as far as Greenland," she says.

"Today, we see that the Arctic is melting faster, not only because global temperatures are increasing, but also because we have more and more air pollution, more and more of this black carbon being deposited on snow and ice."

Image of heidi crouching doing on the ice in the Arctic surrounded by snowy hills and mountains
Glaciers are important water resources, she says. As temperatures rise, they are melting which affects sea levels.(Supplied: Frederic de La Mure)

She says about 40 per cent of the melting of the Arctic today can be attributed to deposits of black carbon.

There's still time to stop it from getting worse, she adds, but only if we start taking action immediately.

"I have to stay optimistic. This is my duty," she says.

"If us the scientists, if the people who are so passionate about the polar regions give up, why should people care about those regions? Why should people act?"

"But it's truly now or never."

Audit office finds former government ignored departmental advice, awarded Nationals seats $104 million more in grant funding.

 Extract from ABC News

By political reporter Matthew Doran
Posted 
Scott Morrison sitting in the House of Representatives looking up at Barnaby Joyce who is speaking but gesturing to himself
An audit found $104 million more in grant funding went to projects in Nationals-held seats.(ABC News: Matt Roberts)

The former federal government has been roundly criticised over its handling of another billion-dollar taxpayer fund, with the auditor-general finding it funnelled an extra $100 million to Nationals electorates against the advice of the Infrastructure Department.

The Australian National Audit Office (ANAO) has investigated the management of the $1.38 billion Building Better Regions Fund (BBRF), which has, so far, spent $1.15 billion on almost 1,300 projects across the country.

Labor had accused the Coalition, and particularly the Nationals, of using the fund as a vehicle for pork barrelling, citing a pattern of behaviour with other funds, including the so-called "sports rorts" saga.

While noting there were guidelines about how grants should be assessed and funding awarded as part of the BBRF, the ANAO said departmental advice on projects most worthy of support was routinely ignored by ministers.

"The decisions about the award of grant funding across each of the five funding rounds were not appropriately informed by departmental advice," the report said.

"As the program has progressed through the first five rounds, there has been an increasing disconnect between the assessment results against the published merit criteria and the applications approved for funding under the infrastructure projects stream (which comprised the majority of approved projects and funding).

"This reflects the extent to which the ministerial panel has increasingly relied upon the 'other factors' outlined in the published program guidelines when making funding decisions."

The ANAO found Nationals-held electorates were the big winners as a result.

"Specifically, applications located in electorates held by The Nationals were awarded $104 million (or 29 per cent) more grant funding than would have been the case had funding been awarded to those applications assessed as the most meritorious in each round," the report said.

"Applications located in electorates held by all other political parties were awarded less grant funding than would have been the case had funding been awarded based on the results of the merit assessment process.

"The most significant reductions were to electorates held by the Liberal Party ($73.5 million less grant funding awarded) and the Australian Labor Party ($26.1 million less grant funding awarded)."

Nationals members chaired the ministerial panel through four of the five funding rounds, with Fiona Nash, Michael McCormack and Barnaby Joyce holding the position at various stages.

'Choose-your-own-adventure criteria'

The ANAO found that 179 funding decisions were also not properly documented.

There were 164 times where the ministerial panel decided not to approve applications recommended by the department.

Meanwhile, 65 per cent of infrastructure projects awarded cash were not considered most meritorious.

A woman with short brown and blonde streaked hair wearing pearl earings and pink lipstick smiling under a tree on a sunny day
Catherine King says the former government dudded regional Australians. (ABC: Q&A)

"[ANAO's report] confirms what we already suspected: that the former government actively ignored grant guidelines and, in the process, dudded hardworking regional Australians," new Infrastructure Minister Catherine King said in a statement.

"Former Coalition ministers made decisions on the basis of 'choose-your-own-adventure' criteria that weren't fully explained to those applying for grants.

"They did not keep proper records of decisions."

The ANAO has lashed the Coalition for its management of other grants programs in the past, including the colour-coded spreadsheets used as part of the "sports rorts" saga presided over by then-minister Bridget McKenzie.

The Coalition's $660 million commuter car parks fund was also targeted for criticism.

Former minister Michael McCormack responded to the auditor-general's report on the BBRF, telling the auditor-general "all grants were allocated within the Ministerial and Programme guidelines at the time".

City-regional divide blamed for ANAO finding

His former Nationals colleague, Fiona Nash, provided a more-detailed response to the ANAO.

"While the departmental processes for assessing and scoring applications are, in my view, sound, it must be recognised that the departmental decision-makers in that process are located in the cities," she said.

A woman smiles at the camera
Fiona Nash says decision-makers in cities were disconnected from regional communities. (ABC Goulburn Murray: Laura Thomas)

"They do not have the benefit of an on-the-ground understanding of the regional communities, and their circumstances, where projects are proposed to be located, and the potential impact and benefit of those projects.

"One of the intentions of the Ministerial Panel was to bring local community knowledge to the decision-making process regarding the most appropriate and worthy projects and, on that basis, strengthen the robustness of funding decisions."

The ANAO was more critical of decisions made in later funding rounds for the BBRF than when Ms Nash was chair of the ministerial panel.

Thursday 28 July 2022

Australian parliament 101: your questions about key words and processes, answered.

Extract from The Guardian

What is the difference between the house and the Senate? Who is the Speaker of the House? What are backbenchers? Here’s our guide to the key terms and processes.

Elected members of the House of Representatives join the elected senators in the Senate chamber of Parliament House in Canberra
The Senate has red seats and carpet, with 76 senators that represent states and territories. The House of Representatives has green seats and carpet, with 151 members that each represent an electorate.
Thu 28 Jul 2022 03.30 AESTLast modified on Thu 28 Jul 2022 03.32 AEST
Australia’s 47th parliament has officially begun. As the nation’s politicians get down to business, here are some key terms and processes explained.

What happens during a parliamentary sitting?

A parliamentary sitting is when the whole parliament – the government, opposition, minor parties and independents – come together to debate and pass laws. Parliament sits for about 20 weeks a year.

Sitting days are bound by rules set out in what are known as “standing orders”.

The day starts with government business, which is when planned issues or proposed laws are presented and debated. Members then give statements to parliament until 2pm, when question time starts. Question time is the liveliest part of the day, when parliamentarians take questions from their opposing members, but also from their own party (this is called a “Dorothy Dixer”, see below).

After QT is the presentation of documents. Then comes the matters of public importance: a discussion on one issue, usually brought up by the opposition, criticising how the government is doing something.

After that are prepared statements from any ministers who want to speak, and finally the day ends on more government business.

The black rod is carried at Parliament House in Canberra
The black rod at Parliament House in Canberra. Photograph: Mike Bowers/The Guardian

What is the difference between the House and Senate?

The Senate has red seats and carpet, with 76 senators that represent states and territories. The House of Representatives has green seats and carpet, with 151 members that each represent an electorate.

Bills (AKA legislation) usually originate in the House of Representatives. To become law, they have to pass a vote in both the house and the Senate.

What does it mean when standing orders are ‘suspended’?

It is not unusual for the house or Senate to suspend a standing order – ie to press pause on one of those rules governing how they operate. This is so they can do something that would otherwise not be allowed: for example, introduce a proposed law that has not been scheduled for debate, or discuss new business after a sitting day has ended.

More than half (an absolute majority) of the house or Senate needs to vote in favour of a motion to suspend.

Is there a code of conduct for parliamentarians?

There is, and it covers things like using “objectionable words” or disregarding the authority of the speaker. A “disorderly” member can be told to leave the debate for an hour by the Speaker.

This mostly happens during question time, which is the shoutiest part of the sitting day.

How long can an MP absent themselves from parliamentary sittings?

There is no limit to the amount of leave an MP can take.

Why are prayers read before parliament, in a secular nation?

Good question! Each sitting of the parliament has begun with a prayer in both chambers since federation in 1901, and it is mostly because of tradition – the UK and other common law parliaments, like Canada, also begin parliamentary sittings with this tradition.

In Australia, the prayers are part of the standing orders, so in order to be changed, there would have to be an amendment to the standing orders. Attempts to do this in the past (and replace prayers with a moment of prayer or reflection) have failed. In 2010, the standing orders were changed to add an acknowledgment of country before the reading of prayers.

Who is the Speaker of the House?

Over in the senate, that role is played by the president.

The speaker is chosen in a secret vote after the official opening of parliament. You may have seen the speaker “dragged” to the chair after they are appointed to the position. Not in the “drag them” sense, but the successful nominee does pretend to be quite reluctant about taking up the role.

The parliament website describes it thusly:

The custom had its origin in the genuine reluctance with which early Speakers accepted the office, for the role of spokesman for an emerging body of legislators bent on opposing the royal will was a dangerous occupation.

What are backbenchers?

Our parliament has both frontbenchers and backbenchers. If you imagine the layout of the House of Representatives, the front row of seats facing the speaker are where the ministers (frontbenchers) sit, and the backbenchers sit behind them.

Backbenchers are members of parliament who are not ministers or shadow ministers. They represent and advocate for their electorates and debate and vote on proposed laws.

Without their votes, governments can’t pass legislation in the house. In the Liberal party, where MPs can vote against legislation without ramifications, this theoretically gives them a lot of power. For Labor, voting against a caucus decision means expulsion from party, so it is a little more tricky for them.

What are committees?

Parliament can appoint a group of up to 10 members of parliament to investigate specific issues or proposed laws. This is a select parliamentary committee.

The committee invites submissions on the issue from experts, interest groups and the community. They also hold public hearings where they can hear directly from these groups. Their findings are reported back to the house.

The parliament considers the committee’s findings, but it doesn’t mean it will adopt them.

What on earth does ‘I move that the member be no longer heard’ mean?

In the previous parliament, the former government would “move the member no longer be heard” almost every time there was a motion to suspend standing orders, which Labor argued was shutting down debate. It will be interesting to see how Labor handles these interruptions to the schedule.

What is question time?

Each parliamentary day includes a dedicated “question time”, when all the members are present in the chamber and, usually, the most topical, challenging and controversial conversations are had.

Question time is usually held for an hour, but it is at the prime minister’s pleasure, meaning it is the PM who calls time on it. That can be abused when it suits the government. Malcolm Turnbull once allowed question time to keep going and going as his government tried to run down the clock on a medevac bill vote it didn’t want held. Scott Morrison would cut QT short when there was an issue he didn’t like being prosecuted by the Labor shadow ministers.

What does it mean when a question is ‘put on notice’?

Sometimes a minister is asked a question that they cannot or do not want to answer. The question is then “taken on notice”, and will be responded to later in writing.

The answer, once prepared, is always available on the parliament’s public record.

Is that different from ‘questions on notice’?

Yes! There is a difference between a question being “put on notice” and “questions on notice”. Questions on notice are written questions to a minister from a member of parliament, usually asking for detailed information. The answers are also published.

Why is everyone talking about Dorothy Dixers?

A Dorothy Dixer is a question planted by a government minister and asked by a backbencher of their own political party during question time. The dixer tactic has a few goals: to give free publicity to the government, to help the minister speaking look good, to make the opposition look bad, to raise the profile of the backbencher asking the question, or to waste the available question time to avoid harder questions.

So … who is Dorothy Dix?

She was an American advice columnist who was known to make up and submit her own questions so she was able to publish more interesting answers in her columns.

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What are green papers?

A green paper is a government document that goes through details of specific issues, and outlines potential policy and legislation changes for those issues (for example, a green paper about the issue of an ageing population and the potential for a new aged care system).

A green paper doesn’t actually commit to any action or change. Instead, it is to prompt discussion, and acts like a first step towards changing the law.

What about the white ones?

After a green paper is published, the government consults the public for their thoughts and feedback. From those discussions, a white paper is born.

White papers are documents with actual legislative intention, proposing change to policy or law. They are sometimes debated before a bill is produced.

What is a bill?

A bill is basically a proposal for a new law, or a change to an existing law.

A bill is first introduced into either the House of Representatives or Senate, and has to be passed by a majority vote in both chambers.

If successful, it is signed by the governor general – this is the royal assent, and is the last step before the bill becomes law. Then the bill is known as an Act of Parliament, which will give a date that the new law will begin.

Sounds simple enough, but it can take years for a bill to pass through parliament.

What is a maiden speech?

The first speech given by a newly elected member of parliament is sometimes referred to as a maiden speech.

Technically, Australia’s parliament doesn’t really use the term “maiden speech” any more. (On the parliamentary website they are just called “first” speeches.) But colloquially, the term is still used.

What is a conscience vote?

A conscience vote allows members of parliament to vote according to their personal beliefs rather than along party lines.

These votes are usually used for social issues like abortion and euthanasia.

What is that ominous Black Rod?

You might have seen a rod made of ebony with a silver crown that is carried around in the Senate. It is a ceremonial object carried by the Usher of the Black Rod while doing things like escorting the President of the Senate into and out of the Senate and delivering messages or bills to the House of Representatives.

The Usher of the Black Rod is a tradition that dates back to the 1500s in Britain. They served the British House of Lords, and were an officer of a British order of Knighthood called the Most Noble Order of the Garter. If someone offended the order, the Black Rod itself was used to discipline them! (Thankfully, that tradition is long gone.)

Why is the Liberal party called the Liberal party?

The word “liberal” is commonly understood to mean progressive, so it’s confusing that Australia’s major conservative party uses the name.

The word actually comes from the Latin word “liber”, which means free. In Australia, our Liberal party is more aligned with economic liberalism, or freedom for business.

The Australian Liberal party developed out of conservative parties that formed in the early 20th century to oppose the growing strength of trade unions and the Labor party.

Here is what Robert Menzies, the father of the Liberal party, had to say about it:… what we must look for, and it is a matter of desperate importance to our society, is a true revival of liberal thought which will work for social justice and security, for national power and national progress, and for the full development of the individual citizen, though not through the dull and deadening process of socialism.

And a fun fact about picfacs

Short for picture facility, picfac is an Australian phrase (at least according to the Oxford Dictionary) for a photo opportunity and has been in use since the 1990s. Of course, politicians have been pretending to hold conversations for the cameras for much longer than tha

Losing question time opportunities to a bigger crossbench made the Coalition even crankier after its election loss.

Extract from The Guardian

It was standing room only for the hour of glower which witnessed outrage from the new opposition and a solid start from the government.
Australian prime minister Anthony Albanese and opposition leader Peter Dutton go at it during their first question time
Prime minister Anthony Albanese and opposition leader Peter Dutton go at it during their first question time.

He collided early with the iron-clad law that politics is a numbers game. Labor had resolved to change the standing orders to give more questions to the crossbench and less to the opposition. That tweak reflected the brutal representational mathematics of the May election, the conscious uncoupling of the Liberal party and its progressive heartland.

Augmenting Fletcher’s outrage at the shrinking number of questions was umbrage at the evils of a new government truncating debate. “Indeed, [with] this standing order, Mr Speaker, we will be right up there with the Russian Duma as a toothless legislative body,” Fletcher said. It was a rhetorical flourish which possibly sounded more plausible during rehearsal than it sounded on the floor of the House of Representatives.

Fletcher’s performative effrontery about the standing orders was the warmup to the first question time of the 47th parliament. It was standing room only for the hour of glower in the House of Representatives at 2pm.

Anthony Albanese’s partner, Jodie, and son, Nathan, sat ringside. The Queensland premier, Annastacia Palaszczuk, hovered above the chamber in the visitors gallery like visiting minor royalty.

But no. It was too soon.

Given the Coalition was in power for the nine years leading up to 21 May, Wednesday’s inflation was, more than plausibly, the Coalition’s inflation. Peter Dutton, it seemed, did not want to chance his arm on Albanese’s responsibility for the soaring price of lettuce, given the tables would not only be turned, they’d be loaded into a slingshot and propelled across the chamber.

The new shadow treasurer, Angus Taylor, however, is a confident soul and he did chance his arm with energy prices. Would Albanese stand by the claims in his pre-election modelling that power prices would come down as a consequence of the government’s climate and energy policies?

The prime minister felt zero pressure to answer. He vaulted cleanly over Taylor’s proposition by unfurling the Greatest Hits of Angus, including the extraordinary decision of the former energy minister to delay an important electricity pricing update until after the election, which left Australian voters in the dark about looming increases in their power bills. (“Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus.”)

Safer for Dutton was some base-pleasing obscurantism. Perhaps a gentle hat tip to the remaining members of the HR Nicholls Society.

Australia’s alternative prime minister dived under the inconvenient tsunami of the Coalition’s record by sharing dark prophesies of a construction union that would now run rampant across the land because the new Labor regime had gutted the Australian Building and Construction Commission.

Solid, three-star Howard-era stuff. Albanese rewarded this predictability by smiling benignly across the dispatch box and schooling the Liberal leader about the trying vocation of opposition. “I wish him well,” the prime minister said, pausing for a beat, “and I hope he stays there for a very long time”.

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As the various mini-reckonings and micro-dramas played out, the chamber was quieter than usual. Perhaps the government held its collective breath until Albanese demonstrated he’d done his homework, and therefore wasn’t going to wing it. Early forays signalled he was across the detail; even armed with pre-packaged zingers. New ministers experimented with their scripts, finding their métier. The new elevations clutched their question time brief folders like flotation devices.

The new Speaker, Milton Dick, made it clear he was no Tony Smith – although perhaps even Tony Smith wasn’t Tony Smith on day one. Perhaps Smith’s audacity as an independent chamber arbiter grew in increments over time.

The key moment of the first question time came when the home affairs minister, Claire O’Neil, should have been shut down by the Speaker, but wasn’t.

O’Neil accused Karen Andrews of an “act of cowardice” on election day when Australian Border Force was pressured to draft and issue a statement about an asylum seeker boat interception before the operation had even finished.

Cowardice was a clear reflection on Andrews. The standing orders deem such reflections disorderly. Fletcher doubled down on his performative high dudgeon. Umbrage ensued. Smith would have required O’Neil to withdraw. But the new Speaker was unperturbed.

O’Neil, who lacks the chamber experience of some of her peers, could have lost concentration in the melee. But she did what she’d been cast to do: close the first question time of the new parliament with a forceful j’accuse.

“We should not become immune to these things in our democracy,” she thundered at Andrews, Dutton, and the artists formerly known as the Morrison government. “This was a disgraceful, unprecedented act that should never have happened, and those opposite stand condemned doing it.”

Albanese would have considered Wednesday a solid start.

But this prime minister has been around long enough to know that what goes around eventually comes around.

Parliament checks the overwhelming advantage of incumbency. It’s the only thing that does. The institution and its rituals affords the combatants the closest thing that exists to equal billing – a structural levelling that Morrison never fully grasped, fixated as he was on the faux distancing that he imagined would keep him in power.

As time passes, the price of lettuce will become Albanese’s responsibility. Dutton knows that, and so does Australia’s 31st prime minister.