There
was precious little to laugh about in the US this week, save for one
grimly comic spectacle: that of rightwing news anchors struggling, live
on air, to react to incontrovertible evidence that the president they’ve been backing is a neo-Nazi apologist.
First and most gratifying was the sight of Jim Cramer, shock-jock presenter of CNBC’s Mad Money and supporter of many of Donald Trump’s policies, trying to absorb the news that Kenneth Frazier, CEO of Merck, had resigned from Trump’s advisory board and been promptly savaged by the president on Twitter. For Cramer, a man who claims to care nothing for politics beyond its effect on “the markets”, Trump’s attack on big business clearly represented an existential threat. He opened and closed his mouth a few times before uttering the word “ill-advised” and pronouncing, in a whisper, Trump’s ad hominem attack to be “unfair”. He looked as if he was about to be sick.
And this was before Tuesday’s incendiary press conference. As Trump wrapped up his defence of white nationalism in New York, a stunned Katherine Timpf, Fox News host and libertarian, said, “I’m wondering if it was actually real life. I have too much eye makeup on to start crying right now.” Guy Benson, her co-host, whose last book bore the subtitle How the Left’s Outrage Industry Shuts Down Debate, Manipulates Voters, and Makes America Less Free (and Fun), simply sat there looking stunned. “They were chanting things like, ‘Jews will not replace us,’” said Benson of the Charlottesville rally-goers, before adding, for the benefit of regular Fox News viewers, “there’s nothing good about that.”
Even that staunch defender of Trump, the New York Post, judged the president’s press conference performance to be a case of him being “back at it”, and while the precise nature of “it” was unclear, and evidently meant as a cheeky rather than an evil designation, for the Post it still constituted a breach. To see the tabloid use the term “white nationalists” critically and imply Trump’s assessment of them as “very fine people” was bad looked, along with the response of almost everyone else on the right, like the beginnings of a sea-change.
In a New Yorker article
this week the chances of another civil war breaking out in the US in
the next 10 to 15 years were put anywhere from 5% and 95%, with at least
one credible analyst coming in at 60%. That number was from Keith
Mines, a national security expert with experience in multiple foreign
war zones, who clarified that by “civil war” he referred not to
traditional warfare, but to sporadic outbursts of “large-scale” violence
and an increase in the kind of attacks by rightwing terror groups that
have accounted for 74% of domestic terror incidents in the US over the past 10 years. (Percentage of deaths ascribed to leftwing terrorists in that period: 2%).
The magazine Business Insider, which in happier days tends towards articles on how to get your kids into Ivy League schools, took this rather badly and after reassuring its readers that “no, America is not heading for a new civil war”, called the New Yorker article “very irresponsible” because civil unrest in the 50s and 60s might by that definition have been called civil war. On Google autocomplete, meanwhile, the question “is civil war coming to … ” was completed with “South Africa?” more often than “America?”, a brief but salutary reminder that there are parts of the world with even more problematic presidents than Trump.
For those looking for other signs of the impending apocalypse, there is news that McDonald’s now delivers. The fast-food chain, in collaboration with UberEats, will deliver to homes in over 3,500 locations across the US, and one would be hard pressed to find two more charming companies going into business together. All they need to complete the trinity is the involvement of Nestlé, Monsanto or Academi, once known as Blackwater.
• Emma Brockes is a Guardian columnist
First and most gratifying was the sight of Jim Cramer, shock-jock presenter of CNBC’s Mad Money and supporter of many of Donald Trump’s policies, trying to absorb the news that Kenneth Frazier, CEO of Merck, had resigned from Trump’s advisory board and been promptly savaged by the president on Twitter. For Cramer, a man who claims to care nothing for politics beyond its effect on “the markets”, Trump’s attack on big business clearly represented an existential threat. He opened and closed his mouth a few times before uttering the word “ill-advised” and pronouncing, in a whisper, Trump’s ad hominem attack to be “unfair”. He looked as if he was about to be sick.
And this was before Tuesday’s incendiary press conference. As Trump wrapped up his defence of white nationalism in New York, a stunned Katherine Timpf, Fox News host and libertarian, said, “I’m wondering if it was actually real life. I have too much eye makeup on to start crying right now.” Guy Benson, her co-host, whose last book bore the subtitle How the Left’s Outrage Industry Shuts Down Debate, Manipulates Voters, and Makes America Less Free (and Fun), simply sat there looking stunned. “They were chanting things like, ‘Jews will not replace us,’” said Benson of the Charlottesville rally-goers, before adding, for the benefit of regular Fox News viewers, “there’s nothing good about that.”
Even that staunch defender of Trump, the New York Post, judged the president’s press conference performance to be a case of him being “back at it”, and while the precise nature of “it” was unclear, and evidently meant as a cheeky rather than an evil designation, for the Post it still constituted a breach. To see the tabloid use the term “white nationalists” critically and imply Trump’s assessment of them as “very fine people” was bad looked, along with the response of almost everyone else on the right, like the beginnings of a sea-change.
America’s next civil war
The magazine Business Insider, which in happier days tends towards articles on how to get your kids into Ivy League schools, took this rather badly and after reassuring its readers that “no, America is not heading for a new civil war”, called the New Yorker article “very irresponsible” because civil unrest in the 50s and 60s might by that definition have been called civil war. On Google autocomplete, meanwhile, the question “is civil war coming to … ” was completed with “South Africa?” more often than “America?”, a brief but salutary reminder that there are parts of the world with even more problematic presidents than Trump.
Even faster food
For those looking for other signs of the impending apocalypse, there is news that McDonald’s now delivers. The fast-food chain, in collaboration with UberEats, will deliver to homes in over 3,500 locations across the US, and one would be hard pressed to find two more charming companies going into business together. All they need to complete the trinity is the involvement of Nestlé, Monsanto or Academi, once known as Blackwater.
• Emma Brockes is a Guardian columnist
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